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What's the time? Latest Entries Categories Friends' Blog Talk to me Give a helping hand | 8 Ways to Scare a Telemarketer Thursday, May 28, 2009 I'm sure almost everyone had received a call from telemarketers before. What I always say to them is either "I'm not interested" or "I'm busy". But when I was browsing my emails of way back in history, I found this "8 Ways to Scare a Telemarketer" on the email's title/subject. Actually it was a page from some magazine but I've no idea which coz the person who forwarded the email did not mentioned it. I find it quite funny, so I'm sharing it on my blog. 1 Ask him to talk v-e-r-y slooooowly, because you want to write down everyword he says. 2 When he introduces himself (e.g. Sammy), immediately say, "Wah piang eh! Sammy! Long time no see, man! How are you! Are you still living in that old place?" This should stun Sammy for a while, as he scrambles to remember where he might know you from. 3 After he finishes his marketing spiel, tell him he must marry you first before you sign on. 4 If he says he's Tan Ah Seng from ABC Pte Ltd, ask him to spell his name. Then ask him to spell his company name. Then ask him where it's located. Continue asking him personal questions or questions about the company for as long as you feel like it. 5 Insist the caller is actually your friend Benny, playing a joke. "Eh, Benny, don't like that leh! Stop playing the fool! Seriously, Benny, how's your mother? Is she out of the hospital yet?" Etc, etc. 6 After he finishes his pitch, say in a very creepy voice, "Thank you for calling me. I don't have many friends... do you want to be my friend?" 7 If he asks, "How are you?". Tell him, "Wahlau, got so many problems. My fish all died, then my mother and father had this big argument until the neighbours called the police, and the lagi worse, don't know why, but my crotch was itching the whole day, so I went to the clinic and then...". Continue till he hangs up. Note: I think this applies to guys. For ladies, you'll have to invent another strory. lol~~~ 8 Tell him your're busy at the moment, and ask him for his home number so you can call him back. He'll try to give his office number, but insist on his home number. When he says he can't give his home number, ask him, "You don't want some funny stranger calling you up at home and disturbing you, is it?" Categories: random post [t] 4 Comments. hahaha good point~~~ if they called and speak mandarin ill speak english. if they speak malay i speak mandarin.. if they speak english i speak japanese hahahahahaha sometimes i speak spanish half plus six haha » jolenesiah on 2009-05-28 10:49:02 LOL! How funny! I like no. 5 and 7. » kevin14 on 2009-05-29 05:21:39 It is remarkable, very valuable information What necessary phrase... super, remarkable idea tramadol tablets I have thought and have removed this question xanax without prescription Bravo, what words..., a brilliant idea phentermine diet pills Your phrase is brilliant cheap diazepam It seems to me, you are mistaken zoloft for anxiety d89dec » Johnie (41.210.55.157) on 2010-09-02 12:57:29 You were not mistaken, all is true What words... super, a brilliant idea adipex without prescription I congratulate, a remarkable idea tramadol tablets You, casually, not the expert? order phentermine It at all does not approach me. diazepam pills I am assured, what is it ? false way. buy cheap ambien 0ba5e2 » Larry (200.129.25.14) on 2010-09-03 11:38:31
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